My mother went to Texas. She brought Munchkin a Russian nesting doll. Munchkin is entranced. She carries it everywhere. I asked her why. Munchkin says, "mummy, she has no feet."
This is quite true.
Genome started yelling, AAAAAAAAAAH.
I yelled back, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. LET'S ALL PANIC.
Genome said, "Mummy, shhhh! You as noisy as Firefly!"
That isn't the silliest thing I've done today. the silliest thing I've done is suggested putting a toy soldier in the time out chair, because it hurt Munchkin's feet when she stepped on it.
The winter garden is in. If I had a theme for it, it would be "lettuce." And kale. And more lettuce. So help me, the range is limited for outdoor gardening in Canada in the winter.